I’ll raytrace your face
and then I’ll Displace you,
Bump Map your mom
and then I’ll Replace you

You’re menu set is wrong
Press F2 for Animation,
Now I’ll adjust your face
Deform > Soft Modification

I could be Near or Far
You’d have no way of knowing,
your clipping plane is off
the grid is the only thing showing

I’ll Gimble-lock your wrist
at 360 degrees
Leave you twisted
With broken tangents on your keys

Humiliation…